KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Hallmark Channel’s newest movie reportedly features a groundbreaking sex scene depicting 20 seconds of dry humping between the romantic leads which…
This country is going to hell. Everyday there’s some new bullshit that threatens our American way of life, like Taylor Swift and books about the…
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The foundation of any good marriage is communication, which is why my wife and I text each other multiple times throughout the day. Whether I’m…
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Pardon me, sir! Yeah I’m talking to you pal, roll your damn window down. I couldn’t help but notice you puttering along the highway like…
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Milking the public domain for profit is nothing new, but Steamboat Willie becoming fair game has everyone tripping over themselves to exploit it for personal…
The concept of the family unit has changed drastically for millennials like me in that I cannot afford to start one of my own, which…
GLASGOW — An outdoor Belle & Sebastian show abruptly ended in tragedy after a sudden light breeze sent several fans flying hundreds of feet into…
For most of my life, I was never in the camp that believed my life was predetermined by an all-powerful celestial deity capable of smiting…
Hey working stiffs, do you feel like there’s something that could make getting scheduled 2nd shifts at the factory more exciting, like working up a…
Hold onto your hats partners, because the most sensational extravaganza of the year just blew into town. We may have just witnessed one of the…
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How to Explain to Your Parents that They Don’t Need to Comment on Every Facebook Post They See
The way our parents engage on Facebook with the same excitement and wonder as we did in the mid-2000s is adorable. Though it’s now largely…