Hot Topic Grows Out of Punk Phase
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CITY OF INDUSTRY, Calif. — Mall chain store Hot Topic announced that it has grown out of its punk phase…
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Metallica’s Masterclass Just Four Hours of How to Sue Small Businesses and Teenagers
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SAN FRANCISCO — The new Metallica Masterclass program where they teach viewers how to be a band is being called…
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House Show Sound Guy Has No Idea What He’s Doing There Either
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DULUTH, Minn. — Professional sound technician Greg Thornton released an exasperated and rambling statement confirming that he also doesn’t understand…
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Report: Still Unclear Why Pretty Much Everything Wouldn’t Remain on Zoom or Just Not Happen At All
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MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Countless sources from around the world are reportedly still unsure why anything is going back to happening…
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Pac-Man Arcade Machine From 1981 Still Laundromat’s Newest Appliance
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A vintage Pac-Man arcade cabinet belonging to area laundromat Sudsy’s Soak ‘n Scrub is reportedly the…
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Appeal of Being in “Throuple” Destroyed by Use of Word “Throuple”
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ELDERSBURG, Md. — The appeal of joining a "throuple” for local woman Denise Hubbard was completely obliterated by prospective partners…
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REPORT: Tracksuit Industry “Will Never Recover” From Squid Game
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NEW YORK — Tony’s Tracksuits CEO Anthony Dante announced this morning that the tracksuit industry’s image “will never recover” from…
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Man Only Believes News He Made Up
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DETROIT – Local skeptic and conspiracy theorist Todd Griffin went on a multi-platform social media tirade and declared he has…
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Skateboarding, Bandana Wearing Dog Actually Local Punk Under Witch’s Curse
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SPOKANE, Wash. — An adorable bandana-clad dog seen frequenting the town skate park is rumored to be a human under…
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Fully Furnished Punk House Comes With Guy Who Can’t Pay His Part Of The Rent
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SEATTLE — A local property management company announced they will begin offering fully furnished punk houses which will include a…
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