Every Meshuggah Album Ranked Worst to Best
There are very few bands who make me want to dance one moment and then headbutt a cactus the next.…
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Every Isis Album Ranked Worst to Best
Isis, perhaps better known as “Isis + Band” when you Google them now because of that other unfortunately-named group, released…
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Vocalist at Show Lets Drunk Asshole Scream the One Part Everyone Wanted to Hear Him Sing
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Lead vocalist Avery Winters of metalcore mainstays Yellow Ochre pulled a fast one and let a drunk…
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Millennial Couple Finally Saves Enough to Buy ‘House’ Seasons 1-8 on Blu-ray
TRENTON, N.J. — A local couple in their mid-30s did the unthinkable by finally saving enough money to buy the…
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Man Only Believes News He Made Up
DETROIT – Local skeptic and conspiracy theorist Todd Griffin went on a multi-platform social media tirade and declared he has…
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Dog Not Even First to Pee on Floor at Show
PITTSBURGH — Local dog and DIY show regular, Puffy, was spotted being among countless esteemed venue supporters who have been…
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How Am I Supposed To Do Karaoke Here When They Don’t Have a Single Napalm Death Song Available?
I’m at my wit’s end with this whole karaoke deal. I am stuck in a sea of nice enough but…
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Police Department Wins Emmy for Best Editing
LOS ANGELES — A relatively obscure film from the Indianapolis Police Department titled “Officer William Jameson’s Body Camera Footage 3/19/21”…
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Help: I Was Just a Big Guy Wearing a Black Shirt Standing in Front of the Entrance and Now I’m the Bouncer
There I was, just waiting for a friend outside Dom’s Pub when a bunch of random people started shoving their…
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Kid Forced to Be Punk After Bad Haircut
THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — Local high school freshman Mason Daniels was forced to become a member of his local punk…
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