Sex Museum in Japan Entirely Pixelated July 7, 2021 TOKYO — The Seikoi Museum of Sex in Kabuki-cho, the red-light district of Japan’s capital, opened its doors for the… Read More →
Ted Mosby’s Weed Brand Side Effects Include Nine Years of Whining and Self-Pity May 29, 2021 NEW YORK — Ted Mosby launched a cannabis brand this week called Archi-THC, which boasts it will make every user… Read More →
Why Hire a Hitman From the Dark Web for $10,000 When I Can Just Call the Cops for Free? April 30, 2021 My neighbor has a lawn gnome whose shadow lands on my property. Needless to say, I've been researching hitmen on… Read More →
Sleep Paralysis Demon Scared off by Buckcherry Poster April 22, 2021 DALLAS — Local sleep paralysis demon and archetypical projection of humanity’s deepest fears, Edgar, was frightened away from a routine… Read More →
Bassist Told to Stay Home to Comply With 33% Capacity Ruling April 19, 2021 NEW YORK — Local bassist Mo Kalogeras was asked to stay home from performing at his band’s first show in… Read More →
Socially Conscious Crust Punk Only Dumpster Dives at Mom-and-Pop Stores January 30, 2021 SAN FRANCISCO — Local crust punk David Wong firmly believes that “corporations are an evil plague on society,” which is… Read More →