Goodrich Gevaart
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Your horny aunt Gladys created an air of tension after expressing a deep and carnal interest in…
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John Danek
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MASSAPEQUA, N.Y. — Self-proclaimed “experimental indie” band True Friction are horrified to see that their “Related Artists” tab on Spotify…
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Nathan Kamal
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LOS ANGELES — Astrology enthusiast Allison Cleary remains unaware that she is merely two TikTok videos away from interacting with…
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Nathan Kamal
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GLENDALE, Ariz. — Duncan Figeroa, a forty-six father of two, broke a world record earlier today when he said the…
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Rachel Steele
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local deranged person Billy “Bile” Harrison reportedly listened to the album created by his friend Jake Gomez…
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Bobby Korec
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NEW YORK — Local punk band Horny Horny Hippos magically transformed into a supergroup when a spider living in their…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Notorious asshole Bill Finley was kidnapped in the middle of the night by a disembodied paranormal…
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Dan Kozuh
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LAKE FOREST, Calif. — Local high school band teacher Kurt Hill has yet to reveal to his students that he…
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Ryan Danley
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DENVER — Local cryptocurrency trader, Evan Silver, pushed the limits of the definition of ‘friend' when discussing a current relationship…
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Alicia Hawkes
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MILWAUKEE — Local music listener and person with periods Megan Blake prefers to use her Spotify listening history to track…
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