video game Archives

Patrick Coyne • December 30, 2024

LOS ANGELES — A shocking new report by citizen journalist/unemployed man Gary Russo claims that skateboarder Tony Hawk did not…

Ryan Clark • January 18, 2024

I bet you think you’re a big man now, don’t you? But guess what, just because you are the first…

Chris Bowen • July 1, 2023

CHICAGO — “Mortal Kombat” superfan and cosplayer Dennis Trimble became increasingly frustrated while attending a local video game expo after…

Joe Rumrill • February 15, 2023

MODESTO, Calif. — Resident Crocodile Club DJ Ronald “DJ Pelham123” McVorland is reportedly convinced that no one in the venue…

Ben Friedman • November 15, 2022

TORONTO — A recent Tegan and Sara show was allegedly sabotaged by their mischievous doppelgangers WaTegan and SaraLuigi, event coordinators…

Kevin Flynn • November 22, 2020

GRUGG’S CASTLE — In an effort to increase transparency about fair hiring practices and compensation, a group of video game…

Kyle Erf • November 15, 2020

BOISE, Idaho — Troubled sophomore Blaise Porter’s plans for mass vengeance have been slowly dashed by the tough business realities…

Andy Holt • October 17, 2020

REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly…

Giovanni Colantonio • October 15, 2020

BANGOR, Maine — Local gamer Ned Price finally downloaded a multiplayer game his friends have been playing nonstop for weeks,…

Dan Rice • September 30, 2020

Dear Smut Developers, I am writing in regards to an ad for your product that I saw while trying to…