Uncle Bill moved to South Carolina a few years ago to get away from Critical Race Theory even though he’s…
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Chris Bowen
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CORTLAND, N.Y. — Local plumber and barfly Randy Kunzelman became borderline irate after a family member told him most of…
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Zach Hudson
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We weren’t alive during Woodstock 99, but we know a lot about it, all of which we have learned against…
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John Danek
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TULSA, Okla. — Local elitist and retired CPA Ronnie Clayton really struggled to draw a musical thread relating the hyperpop…
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Tom K
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BOSTON — Local uncle Harvey Sumwade amassed national attention after gaining prominence for his encyclopedic knowledge of World War II…
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James Knapp
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TOLEDO, Ohio — Nieces and nephews of local fun uncle Dennis “The Dennster” Drindle were shocked recently to learn that…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Twice divorced Uncle Mike Dilmer became outraged beyond comprehension due to the mere existence of Tofurky at…
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Bobby Korec
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They say that alcohol destroys families. But it’s the only thing keeping mine together. I would know, as someone who…
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Bobby Korec
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They say that alcohol destroys families. But it’s the only thing keeping mine together. I would know, as someone who…
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Dom Choi
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Recent college graduate Matt DeLuca lost an argument early yesterday afternoon after his uncle, Gino DeLuca, simply…
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