Peter Woods
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HOPKINGTON, Mass. — Local creep Brad Hinton announced his plans to run a full marathon, moments after seeing a woman…
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Danny Taverner
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SAN FRANCISCO — Big-city punk Oliver Lewis recently got the name of his hometown, “Kingston,” tattooed across his stomach despite…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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Ow! Seriously, that really fucking hurts! It feels like you're slowly slitting my bicep with a hot, wet scalpel. I…
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Dan Rice
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In the wake of the COVID-19 virus, a record number of Americans are choosing to change career paths. If you’re…
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Dom Turek
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HENDERSON, Nev. — A local punk found dead under an overpass with no phone or ID was quickly identified by…
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Eric Navarro
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Drat! For once in my gadbum life, I was being responsible. I finally did the adult thing and paid a…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local nonagenarian Horace Miles finally settled on a design for what he would like his first tattoo to…
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Ryan Danley
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Body mods have come a long way. Once a social oddity, it is now common to see piercings and tattoos…
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Robert John Scucci
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Jacksonville, Fla. — Local part-time dad Deryk Hoyt was disappointed by how far from completion his half-sleeve was after spending…
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John Danek
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BELLEFONTE, Pa. — A customer at Quik Cuts Barber Shop cast an aching stare at a neighboring silent barber/customer pair…
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