Dog in Audience Returns Drumstick
ST. CLOUD, Minn. — Audience members at pop-punk trio Little Rounders’ St. Cloud Room show this weekend all reported bouts…
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Zach Raffio
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We Need To Bring Art Back Into the Schools, Because the Penises the Neighbor Kid Drew on My Mazda Are Cloying, Dare I Say Trite
When it comes to education, all you hear about these days are budget cuts, budget cuts, and more budget cuts.…
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Band Tight on Cash Announce Album’s 11 Year Four Month and Three Week Anniversary Show
CHICAGO — Beloved pop punk four-piece Soft Lozenge announced today a very special performance of their self-titled debut to celebrate…
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“Uhhh Yeah Me Too, Totally, Love the Stuff,” says Visibly Sweaty Doctor After Confirming You’re Sexually Active
GRAND ISLAND, Neb. — Local doctor Harvin Smill found himself visibly sweaty this morning responding with a mumbled sequence of…
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All the Boys Who Are Back in Town, Ranked by How Back in Town They Are
Guess who just got back today… that’s right, it’s the freakin’ boys! But how back are they? We’ve ranked all…
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New Sigur Ros Album Perfectly Captures the Universal Experience of Being Wèuupøhjc Śytœñsshürrvåq
NEW YORK — Sigur Ros fans are beaming this morning upon hearing the band’s new album which perfectly captures the…
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Local Man Only Drinks on Weekends Except for Special Occasions and Weekdays
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local man Will Chalke shared his health-conscious drinking regime this morning, noting that - in order to…
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If This Bar Didn’t Want To Hear Six Hours of Ska, They Shouldn’t Have an Outlet Near the Jukebox Where I Plugged in My Own Speaker
We all make mistakes. No matter how large or small, in most situations, they can be forgiven. The factor that…
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Touring Band’s Secret Santa Exchange Has Firm Two Drink Ticket Budget
LAUGHLIN, Nev. — Touring band Jug Blowers attempted to avoid the drama of last year’s disastrous holiday festivities by enacting…
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Five Office Holiday Party Ideas That Don’t Hold a Candle To Letting Your Employees Just Go the Fuck Home
Tis’ the season! The season for structured corporate fun, that is. Do you have to plan an office holiday shindig…
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