Dan Rice
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Ever since I discovered BDSM Tumblr as a youth, I have dreamt of dying at the hands of horned-up sadistic…
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WASHINGTON — The new national suicide hotline, 988, is facing harsh criticism after callers noticed the platform used songs from…
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Tiana Miller
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WESTBURY, N.Y. — Multiple despondent mourners confirmed that local punk “Fast” Eddie Gwan recently saved thousands if not more in…
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Heather Cook
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NEW YORK — Local depressive Naomi Roman was teetering on the brink of mental collapse Thursday morning until her suicidal…
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Evan Caris
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SEATTLE — Method actor Chrstian Bale is preparing to star in a biopic based on famed Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain’s…
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Dan Kozuh
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For generations, scientists have attempted to assess the intelligence of chimpanzees. We have discovered they are able to use tools,…
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Doug Francisco
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MUNCIE, Ind. — Sgt. William Porter, an active member of the Ku Klux Klan, was killed last night following a…
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Patrick Crooks
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FAIRFAX, Va. — Known procrastinator Dave Lowary has started smoking cigarettes in an apparent attempt to end his life, concerned…
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Mark Roebuck
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BISBEE, Ariz. — An “emergency” episode of the conspiracy theory-themed podcast Overacity Radio speculated about a direct correlation between the…
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This year marked the 25th anniversary of Kurt Cobain’s heartbreaking suicide. I can vividly recall everything about the moment the…
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