Ken Taro
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I’m at my wit’s end with this whole karaoke deal. I am stuck in a sea of nice enough but…
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Ken Taro
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I’m at my wit’s end with this whole karaoke deal. I am stuck in a sea of nice enough but…
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James Knapp
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SCRANTON, Penn. — Toby Louvern, lead vocalist in doom-pop band Expired Sex, was stricken with the deepest existential terror of…
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Jus Kaplan
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Seriously, I ehm so scared roight now. Moy girlfriend broike up weth mee last wehk after three amay-zing months tew-ge-ther.…
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Krissy Howard
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FARMINGTON, N.M. — Local man Derek Romero received the disappointment of a lifetime after the metal band he had devoted…
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Billy Patterson
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PHILADELPHIA — Local man and stunningly handsome bassist for local indie band Onion Powder, Trevor Anderson, must be absolutely terrible…
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John Danek
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COVINGTON, Ky. — Neophyte bassist Braxton Reynolds came to the startling realization last week that his metronome apparently jumps wildly…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — “The Masked Singer” fans were shocked last night when the sassy, playful, incognito contestant Mr. Monster was…
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Brandon Kratkoczki
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CHICAGO — Unhinged rock legend Paul McCartney is continuing to lead concert goers in what is now the ninth consecutive…
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Peter Woods
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BOISE, Idaho — A car full of emo fans nearly devolved into chaos early yesterday morning as all five passengers…
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