James Knapp
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SEATTLE — Thirty-seven-year-old father Peter Goodman recently sat down with his son, Jamiroquai, to explain the intimate mechanics of sexual…
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Bobby Korec
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MODESTO, Calif. — Local bachelor Lou Charksville admitted that he can’t be himself around his new exceptionally lifelike sex doll…
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It’s getting entirely too hot to be outside and you know what that means: It’s Renaissance Faire season! Baking in…
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If you’re anything like me, by which I mean anyone between the ages of 10 and 45 in 1995, then…
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Zach Hudson
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You’re having a really good time on your date with the cute guy you met at the punk flea market.…
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Chris Bowen
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local man Allen McGuire noticed late yesterday afternoon that the sex doll he ordered online beared a…
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Okay, listen up you dirty piggies, because my wife and I are tired of all the messages we’ve been getting…
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Nathan Kamal
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All my adult life, people have wondered about my secrets. How is it that I, a man with a ponytail…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Recently engaged couple Bonnie Drake and Dexter Hummits revealed their intentions to wait until marriage to have…
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Doug Kolic
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Man, I wish these students knew how cool I used to be! It’s no secret that they don’t give two…
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