Jus Kaplan
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August 31, 2022
Not everyone experiences autonomous sensory meridian response, or ASMR, the tingly brain sensation triggered by everything from whispering and crunching…
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John Danek
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August 30, 2022
Hi, I’m Andrea, 28, and if I’m being honest, I’m only swiping for your dog lol! Take me on an…
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Bobby Korec
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August 18, 2022
AUSTIN, Texas — Local 22-year-old religious conservative Blake Howard revealed to a group of friends that he believed life began…
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Stephen Bell
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August 10, 2022
SEATTLE – An enormous black hole sun capable of devouring the entire world and casting it into the void would…
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John Danek
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July 29, 2022
“Good Apollo I’m Burning With Secrets of Silent Earth 3 Volume IV: Section B (The Diaxis Continent) Addendum” What the…
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James Knapp
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July 27, 2022
SEATTLE — Thirty-seven-year-old father Peter Goodman recently sat down with his son, Jamiroquai, to explain the intimate mechanics of sexual…
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Bobby Korec
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July 1, 2022
MODESTO, Calif. — Local bachelor Lou Charksville admitted that he can’t be himself around his new exceptionally lifelike sex doll…
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It’s getting entirely too hot to be outside and you know what that means: It’s Renaissance Faire season! Baking in…
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If you’re anything like me, by which I mean anyone between the ages of 10 and 45 in 1995, then…
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Zach Hudson
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June 3, 2022
You’re having a really good time on your date with the cute guy you met at the punk flea market.…
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