Brendan Krick
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Americans spend $10.7 trillion dollars every year, and most of that is spent on sex probably. One visionary is looking…
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Krissy Howard
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ENDICOTT, N.Y. — A small punk community in central New York officially ran out of new scene members to fuck…
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SAN DIEGO — Local man and semi-frequent sex-haver Taylor Durham edited his 95-minute long playlist “Poon Tunez” yesterday while reluctantly…
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QUINCY, Mass. — A pair of teenagers crossing the parking lot of an abandoned strip mall moments ago report that…
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PITTSBURGH — Local DIY lifestyle advocate and sexually frustrated man Peter Jansen unveiled today his self-made sex robot, which looks…
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Tom Peters
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BELLINGHAM, Wash. — A post to the popular classifieds website Craigslist advertising a couch for sale contained several barely-veiled references…
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Tom Peters
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BELLINGHAM, Wash. — A post to the popular classifieds website Craigslist advertising a couch for sale contained several barely-veiled references…
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Eric Navarro
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HARRISBURG, Pa. — Local man Aaron Garcia risked the loss of a potentially lifelong friendship last night over a nearly…
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Dan Rice
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Attention concerned family members, co workers, friends and well intentioned acquaintances: You may stand down. Yes, I know it is…
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Pete GK
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MOORE, Okla. — Local drummer Henry Cortez confirmed last night that he “totally knows” what sex is, and only asked…
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