QUINCY, Mass. — A pair of teenagers crossing the parking lot of an abandoned strip mall moments ago report that…
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PITTSBURGH — Local DIY lifestyle advocate and sexually frustrated man Peter Jansen unveiled today his self-made sex robot, which looks…
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Tom Peters
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BELLINGHAM, Wash. — A post to the popular classifieds website Craigslist advertising a couch for sale contained several barely-veiled references…
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Eric Navarro
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HARRISBURG, Pa. — Local man Aaron Garcia risked the loss of a potentially lifelong friendship last night over a nearly…
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Dan Rice
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Attention concerned family members, co workers, friends and well intentioned acquaintances: You may stand down. Yes, I know it is…
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Pete GK
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MOORE, Okla. — Local drummer Henry Cortez confirmed last night that he “totally knows” what sex is, and only asked…
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Edgar Towner
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NEW YORK — Legendary musician Sting is celebrating today the second anniversary of a full-body spiritual orgasm that began during…
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Dan Kozuh
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These delicious side dishes are designed to not only pair perfectly with your Thanksgiving turkey but to subtly remind your…
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Lauren Lavín
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Show organizer Nora King was forced to rely on her do-it-yourself ethos again moments ago to have…
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