Dan Kozuh
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July 25, 2019
BERLIN — German Chancellor Angela Merkel signed a controversial bill into law today, no longer requiring the government-funded Gesetzliche Krankenversicherung…
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Tom Peters
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July 6, 2019
TULSA, Okla. — Christian rapper Young Xannah admitted today that the only beef he refuses to “squash” is his ongoing…
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Ryan Harnedy
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July 4, 2019
BROOKLYN — Casual sex enthusiast Steve Searcy revealed today that his recent Tinder date Monica Preston seemed to have “more…
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Brendan Krick
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June 5, 2019
Americans spend $10.7 trillion dollars every year, and most of that is spent on sex probably. One visionary is looking…
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Krissy Howard
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May 31, 2019
ENDICOTT, N.Y. — A small punk community in central New York officially ran out of new scene members to fuck…
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SAN DIEGO — Local man and semi-frequent sex-haver Taylor Durham edited his 95-minute long playlist “Poon Tunez” yesterday while reluctantly…
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QUINCY, Mass. — A pair of teenagers crossing the parking lot of an abandoned strip mall moments ago report that…
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PITTSBURGH — Local DIY lifestyle advocate and sexually frustrated man Peter Jansen unveiled today his self-made sex robot, which looks…
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Tom Peters
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March 22, 2019
BELLINGHAM, Wash. — A post to the popular classifieds website Craigslist advertising a couch for sale contained several barely-veiled references…
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Eric Navarro
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February 28, 2019
HARRISBURG, Pa. — Local man Aaron Garcia risked the loss of a potentially lifelong friendship last night over a nearly…
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