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5 Simple Thanksgiving Side Dishes to Passive-Aggressively Remind Your Mother You Know She Had an Affair

Dan Kozuh • November 21, 2018

These delicious side dishes are designed to not only pair perfectly with your Thanksgiving turkey but to subtly remind your…

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Woman Stuck Utilizing DIY Ethos After Sex Again

Lauren Lavín • November 19, 2018

TEMPE, Ariz. — Show organizer Nora King was forced to rely on her do-it-yourself ethos again moments ago to have…

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Mike Pence Speaks Out Against Post-marital Sex

Nicholai Roscoe • October 15, 2018

WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence unveiled a new outreach program to educate citizens surrounding the dangers of post-marital sex…

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R. Kelly To Release All-New Hostage

Jordan Breeding • October 15, 2018

CHICAGO — Noted rhythm-and-blues singer Robert Sylvester “R.” Kelly announced the impending release of an all-new hostage today, undercover police…

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4 Uncommon Sexual Fantasies and Why You’re Wrong for Shooting Them Down Before I Can Even Explain

Eric Navarro • September 30, 2018

We live during a time of unprecedented sexual liberation and exploration. We as a society no longer tolerate slut shaming…

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Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise

Kenny Rohrbacher • September 7, 2018

TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…

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Yoga Mat Fucked on Again

Rick Homuth • August 27, 2018

TORONTO — Yoga enthusiast Melissa Christie discovered last night that her yoga mat had been used, presumably by one of…

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Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups

Nicky Martin • August 14, 2018

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft apologized after fans discovered secret files that allows access to a hidden mode within Cuphead that…

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Scientists Now Believe T-Rex Looked Much Hotter Than We Initially Thought

Patrick Coyne • August 8, 2018

For generations dinosaurs have fascinated humans, but our perception of these prehistoric creatures has been severely warped by pop culture.…

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Independent Researcher Discovers Over 80 Stormy Daniels Sex Tapes

Mark Maira • June 27, 2018

TAMPA, Fla. — Independent researcher Spencer Griffith uncovered a “bombshell” yesterday in the continuing Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump story, discovering over…

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