Jonah Nink
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August 31, 2019
Call me old fashioned but when I first saw that Tim and Annie Lebowitz were “looking for a third” on…
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Freelancer
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August 12, 2019
WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Punk bassist Becca Roberts defended her decision today to use a plectrum for the clitoral stimulation…
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Patrick Coyne
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August 2, 2019
WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Undercover journalist Teddy Eckart just needs to spend another two or three years investigating a lascivius and…
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Dan Kozuh
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July 25, 2019
BERLIN — German Chancellor Angela Merkel signed a controversial bill into law today, no longer requiring the government-funded Gesetzliche Krankenversicherung…
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Tom Peters
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July 6, 2019
TULSA, Okla. — Christian rapper Young Xannah admitted today that the only beef he refuses to “squash” is his ongoing…
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Ryan Harnedy
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July 4, 2019
BROOKLYN — Casual sex enthusiast Steve Searcy revealed today that his recent Tinder date Monica Preston seemed to have “more…
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Brendan Krick
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June 5, 2019
Americans spend $10.7 trillion dollars every year, and most of that is spent on sex probably. One visionary is looking…
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Krissy Howard
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May 31, 2019
ENDICOTT, N.Y. — A small punk community in central New York officially ran out of new scene members to fuck…
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SAN DIEGO — Local man and semi-frequent sex-haver Taylor Durham edited his 95-minute long playlist “Poon Tunez” yesterday while reluctantly…
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QUINCY, Mass. — A pair of teenagers crossing the parking lot of an abandoned strip mall moments ago report that…
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