Punk Band More of a Punk DnD Group Now July 19, 2020 PHILADELPHIA — Local punk band Bait and Snitch admitted today that they are really now more of a punk Dungeons… Read More →
Ah Shit: Stza From Leftover Crack Got Into the Trash Again February 21, 2020 Goddammit, I can’t believe this happened again. I take my Trash out every Monday and for a while things were… Read More →
Local Church Graciously Opens Its Doors to “Springfield Thrash Fest 3: Fuck This Town to Death” February 9, 2020 SPRINGFIELD, Ore. — The First Baptist Church graciously agreed to host “Springfield Thrash Fest 3: Fuck This Town to Death”… Read More →
Scientists Warn, Without Immediate Action, California Could Become Topic of All Songs by 2050 March 16, 2019 LOS ANGELES — Scientists warn that, without decisive and immediate action, California could become the topic of all songs by… Read More →
Opinion: I Love Days N Daze, but I Wish They’d Find a New Couch to Crash On February 24, 2019 I’m a huge Folk Punk fan and Days N Daze is one of my favorite bands. Their combination of frantic… Read More →
Awkward Drummer Knows What Sex Is, Was Just Seeing If You Knew February 13, 2019 MOORE, Okla. — Local drummer Henry Cortez confirmed last night that he “totally knows” what sex is, and only asked… Read More →
Cops Support Local Scene by Showing Up Before First Band July 17, 2018 MISSOULA, Mont. — Uniformed Missoula Police officers David McClusky and Gerald Schmidt arrived 15 minutes before the opening act at… Read More →
Is That Bald Guy Ian Mackaye? A Field Guide for Easy Identification May 20, 2018 We’ve all experienced it- maybe while walking your dog through the park or looking through bargain bin records at the… Read More →
Capitalism Survives Anarchist Bike Collective’s Brutal Zine Campaign April 24, 2018 EUGENE, Ore. — Anarcho-bike collective Skid Stop made a surprising daylight attack on capitalism today, dropping off at Berkman’s Books… Read More →
5 Mountain Goats Songs To Avoid On Valentine’s Day February 14, 2018 If you’re anything like me, Valentine’s Day causes you an entire world of anxiety whether you’re in a relationship or… Read More →