Squirt Emoji Just Piss Emoji
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TWIN FALLS, Idaho — Local man Jeff Debow mistook today what was sent as a pee emoji for “making this…
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I Thought This Couple “Looking for a Third” on Tinder Wanted a Three-Way but Now I’m in a Rush Tribute Band
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Call me old fashioned but when I first saw that Tim and Annie Lebowitz were “looking for a third” on…
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Punk Bassist Prefers Pick Over Fingers While Jamming On Girlfriend’s Clit
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WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Punk bassist Becca Roberts defended her decision today to use a plectrum for the clitoral stimulation…
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Undercover Journalist Just Needs Another Two to Three Years of Research Before Leaving Sex Cult
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WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Undercover journalist Teddy Eckart just needs to spend another two or three years investigating a lascivius and…
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Germany’s Socialized Healthcare No Longer Covers Rammstein-Related Sex Injuries
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BERLIN — German Chancellor Angela Merkel signed a controversial bill into law today, no longer requiring the government-funded Gesetzliche Krankenversicherung…
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Christian Rapper’s Only Beef Is With Premarital Sex
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TULSA, Okla. — Christian rapper Young Xannah admitted today that the only beef he refuses to “squash” is his ongoing…
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Tinder Date Really Giving Off More of a Bumble Vibe
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BROOKLYN — Casual sex enthusiast Steve Searcy revealed today that his recent Tinder date Monica Preston seemed to have “more…
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Meet the Man Who’s Disrupting the Sex Industry by Jacking Off
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Americans spend $10.7 trillion dollars every year, and most of that is spent on sex probably. One visionary is looking…
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Small Town Scene Officially Out of People to Fuck
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ENDICOTT, N.Y. — A small punk community in central New York officially ran out of new scene members to fuck…
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95-Minute Sex Playlist About 90 Minutes Too Long
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SAN DIEGO — Local man and semi-frequent sex-haver Taylor Durham edited his 95-minute long playlist “Poon Tunez” yesterday while reluctantly…
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