Scary Tag Archives - Page 8

Bobby Korec • November 3, 2020

CONSHOHOCKEN, Pa. — Local black metal band Nocturnal Defacement announced their public support yesterday for the “greater of two evils”…

E.M. Caris • October 31, 2020

HOLLYWOOD — McDonald’s announced yesterday the launch of a new fast food cinematic universe, starting with a ‘Hamburglar’ origin movie…

Patrick Coyne • October 27, 2020

Everyone at my middle school knows the story of “Gus the Gouger,” the creepy old janitor that lures children into…

James Knapp • October 24, 2020

As I am a very clever and unique person, my favorite Christmas movie is, of course, totally non-traditional. But I’m…

Nick Ortolani • October 21, 2020

PLAINSVILLE, Iowa — Local virgin Andy Wardell grew concerned yesterday that his future sexual intercourse may resemble the acts described…

Rose Vineshank • October 19, 2020

BALTIMORE — 17-year-old active shooter and local white boy Tyler Dunsky was sentenced today to no Xbox privileges for a…

Ted Pillow • October 18, 2020

What up ‘90s kids! Remember waking up early on Saturday morning to watch cartoons while plowing through an entire box…

Yash Dare • October 9, 2020

AURORA, Colo. — Desk Sgt. Shane Winchfeld, an eight-year veteran of the Aurora Police Department, was promoted to patrol duty…

Dom Turek • October 6, 2020

LOS ANGELES — A local man who made the switch to a vegan diet 15 years ago has yet to…

Patrick Coyne • October 3, 2020

ESSEX, Conn. — Former precocious teen Clarissa Darling has gone from “explaining it all” to spending the majority of her…