A Diva Cup For Men? This Guy Is Peeing In A Jar By His Bed
These days, it’s so hard to find a product that works for MY body. There are many goods catered to…
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The Next Aesop Rock? This Guy Is Muttering To Himself Real Fast In A Bodega
As a connoisseur of underground hip-hop, I know an Aesop Rock song when I hear it. The internal rhyme structure,…
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Parents Sneakily Replace Child’s Dead Goldfish With Matt Skiba
BALTIMORE — Local parents Mark and Susan Finkleburg skillfully avoided an emotional conversation with their child Mark Jr. last week…
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Our Recovering Addict Friend Started Wearing a Tuxedo Everywhere and We Can’t Tell if This Means He’s Doing Better or Worse
Sometimes in the punk scene, a friend will take the partying too far and all you can do is be…
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Opinion: I’m Not a Joy Division Fan These Are Stretch Marks
Ugh, this happens everytime I go to the beach. I’m sitting there relaxing, finally exhaling the stress of my 9-to-5,…
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If Wine Can Sit in a Cellar for Decades Then This Week Old Coffee Table Beer Is Fine
Let me get one thing straight. This may be a punk house, but we’re upper-crust-punks. Whatever I offer my guests…
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White Teen Shooter Loses Xbox Privileges For A Whole Week
BALTIMORE — 17-year-old active shooter and local white boy Tyler Dunsky was sentenced today to no Xbox privileges for a…
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5 Tips for Avoiding Your Coked Out Mom at the Buckcherry Concert
The night is young. You have a Monster Energy Drink in one hand, and a Mad Dog 2020 in the…
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Opinion: It’s Time Us Lesbians Reclaimed Wrap Around Sunglasses From Racist White Guys
When it comes to modern social issues, there are some racist white men who simply cannot see the light. And…
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Report: Sleep Paralysis Demon Starting to Look Kinda Thicc
BALTIMORE — Quarantined family man Arti Hagelstein succumbed today to both boredom and the exotic allure of Thelkkphegorg, the sleep…
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