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Perfect Band Name Ruined By Band’s Music

LOS ANGELES — Concertgoers at the Lovecraft Bar experienced complete, crushing disappointment late last night, when they heard potentially awesome metal band Evisceratops play a…

Mashup Artist Ruins 73 Songs At Once

CHICAGO — Local DJ Daniel Bokov, a.k.a. Gemstaxx, released a mixtape earlier this week in which he successfully combined a record number of beloved, classic…

Christmas Ruined By Latest Black Flag Album

AUSTIN, Texas. — Local 13-year-old Tyler Ryan had his Christmas ruined after receiving the most recent Black Flag album “What The…” as a gift. Ryan…