Joanna McNaney Stein
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September 19, 2021
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — 45-year-old salon owner Jessica Hunter slashed her laptop with barber shears in response to an “adult contemporary”…
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Stephen Bell
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August 25, 2021
Despite a lack of scientific evidence, the flat earth movement has gained a lot of new followers due to the…
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Dan Kozuh
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August 24, 2021
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — Heavy Metal Archaeologists remain locked in fierce debate over who erected a pyramid of Coors Light cans…
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Ben Friedman
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July 17, 2021
WASHINGTON — A CDC annual report detailing the various causes of death in the United States noted that “being crushed…
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Josh Klasco
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July 16, 2021
OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local straight edge 22-year-old Niki Mishtia once again proved that he is perfectly capable of acting like…
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Ryan Danley
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June 20, 2021
PHOENIX — Local punk and licensed therapist Dr. Tim “Roach” Rochestky, LPCC, suggested that a patient kick his square fuckhead…
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Matt Wassung
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June 15, 2021
BOSTON — A report from the Berklee College of Music showed that half of the attendees at a recent Placebo…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 28, 2020
LONDON — World-famous primatologist Dame Jane Goodall announced today that, after 60 years of studying chimpanzees in their native habitat,…
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NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…
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Bobby Korec
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December 27, 2019
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Behavioral scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced a breakthrough discovery of a theoretical fourth option…
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