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Conservatives Demand Representation With Openly Racist Marvel Hero

Ben Friedman • August 15, 2022

FORT MEYERS, Fla. — Conservative advocacy group Bring Back America’s Heroes petitioned Marvel to update their roster of heroes with…

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Hologram Jefferson Davis Announced as MC for Pantera Reunion Shows

Chris Bowen • August 5, 2022

AUSTIN, Texas — Pantera announced their upcoming reunion tour will feature a hologram version of Confederate president Jefferson Davis emceeing…

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“Keep in Mind the Year Was 2005,” Says Man About to Tell Racist Anecdote

Rachel Steele • April 1, 2022

BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that…

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Southern Drug User Refers to Every Amphetamine As “Coke”

Corey Montgomery • March 28, 2022

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Southern woman and recreational drug user Darlene Abbot reportedly refers to every amphetamine or stimulant simply as…

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Honest Police Recruit Says He Wants to Join Force to Make it More Racist From the Inside

The Hard Times Staff • March 26, 2022

BOSTON — Prospective police officer and unapologetic bigot, Danny Connor, promised friends and family that if he becomes a cop…

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Dad Sure to Let You Know Race of Every Person in Story He’s Telling

Matt McInerney • March 23, 2022

KEENE, N.H. — Local dad Richard Miller is reportedly about to start another boring story in which he’ll be sure…

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White Liberals Quietly Take Down Yard Sign For Tax Season

James Knapp • March 6, 2022

CAMP HILL, Penn. — Suburban couple George and Esme Albertson discretely removed their sweatshop-grade cardboard yard sign, which professed unwavering…

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Aerosmith Returns To Boston Roots By Drunkenly Yelling Racial Slurs At Crowd

Ryan Danley • January 25, 2022

BOSTON — Local crowds rejoiced as legendary hometown rockers Aerosmith showed their Boston pride by performing a set filled with…

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50s Theme Diner Omitting A Few Things

Grace Fetterman • December 5, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Stardust Diner, the latest 1950s style diner to open in Burbank, reportedly glosses over some key facts…

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Tucker Carlson Cites “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” as Early Example of Cancel Culture

Tony Morse • November 13, 2021

WASHINGTON — Fox News host Tucker Carlson used the 1981 Dead Kennedys song “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” as one of…

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