Kevin Flynn
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PLANET ARUS — The five members of Voltron Force, the team that pilots the super robot known as Voltron, assembled…
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Doug Francisco
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NEW YORK — Quarantined high school bully Evan Maddox, under stay-at-home orders for the past three weeks, gave himself swirlies…
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ATLANTA — Georgia Governor Brian Kemp announced that the state will close hospitals, re-open bars, and “just let God do…
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Quarantine is hard on relationships. Long term confinement, boredom, and lack of privacy have become major concerns for couples. Resentment…
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RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling…
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ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the…
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Sari Beliak
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local dad Craig Harper admitted today that the lockdown set in place to stop the spread of…
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Mark Roebuck
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LANSING, Mich. — A protester at a recent demonstration against the state’s pandemic response has revealed that he’ll show up…
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Kyle Vorbach
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GENEVA, Switzerland — The World Health Organization released strict new guidelines today to help millions of people quarantined around the…
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RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that…
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