Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Highly sought-after emotional support golden retriever Dr. Buttons Wigglesworth was reportedly not accepting new patients due to unusually…
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced earlier this week that fully vaccinated people may safely end…
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Dianne Nora
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MILWAUKEE — An emerging COVID variant is reportedly optimistic about municipalities dropping their mask mandates across the county and excited…
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James Knapp
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LOS ANGELES — Recently vaccinated man Albert Kalomatsos posted his out-of-focus vaccine selfie weeks too late for it to even…
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BOTHELL, Wash. — Audio equipment giant Behringer excited consumers by releasing a new line of electric drum sets that comes…
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Krissy Howard
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DOVER, Del. — A local townie and currently wasted-off-his-ass scallop is rambling on about the time his rubbery body was…
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Ryan Danley
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DALLAS — Laid off mall security guard and avid Pantera fan Jamie Gunderson has essentially torn his apartment down to…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man Shaun Clemens is reportedly planning to spend St. Patrick’s Day in his usual leprechaun costume, drinking…
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Kevin Flynn
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WASHINGTON — As the infection rates and death counts throughout the nation continue to slowly creep upwards, citizens throughout the…
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Rachel Higgins
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BOSTON — Local woman Jenna Jenkins allegedly made uncomfortable small talk with herself yesterday while self-administering a haircut at home,…
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