MADISON, Conn. — Local dad Elliot Chapman announced today that, in addition to keeping six feet of physical distance to…
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Local promoter Steve “Froggy” Fordham stole a substantial portion of his daughter’s cereal this morning to help…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings ordered two more weeks of nationwide quarantine to give subscribers a chance…
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Mike Civins
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MIAMI — Restaurant chain Benihana will offer a full hibachi dining experience, including its trademark onion volcanoes, to customers parked…
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Eric Navarro
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Other aspects of life do not end just because we’re in some form of quarantine and this includes self care.…
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Peter Casciato
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UTICA, N.Y. — Trapped at home for over a week due to the coronavirus, out-of-work waiter Jim Stevens is quickly…
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Nick Ortolani
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LOS ANGELES — Ethically non-monogamous couples around the world announced today that open relationships will be closed indefinitely to help…
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Rob Walker
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FLAVORTOWN — Celebrity chef and T.V. personality Guy Fieri was placed under unexpected quarantine due to the coronavirus after arriving…
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James Knapp
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BOSTON — Local woman Farrah Johanson assured anyone who would listen yet again today that she is masturbating just as…
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Matt Wassung
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Valued Subscriber, As you know, the Coronavirus has fundamentally, but hopefully only temporarily, changed everyday life. We care about two…
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