Ryan Werner
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SAN FRANCISCO — The oft-ridiculed snare sound from Metallica’s 2003 album “St. Anger” announced yesterday that it will also run…
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KC Phillips
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NEW YORK — Local drivers and pedestrians too busy looking at their phones to watch where the fuck they’re going…
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Anthony Vito
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Storm of Justice vocalist Thad MacDuggin’s camouflage clothing and short-cropped hairstyle led to him being thanked again…
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Alex Salcido
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Ridiculously attractive man and recent Milwaukee transplant Josh Billingsley left dozens disappointed today after confirming that he…
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Jerrod Kingery
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LOS ANGELES — AMC Theatres introduced a new COVID-safe, jumbo refillable popcorn face mask last week, doubling down on their…
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Rachel Steele
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ATLANTA — Local record collector and vinyl enthusiast Annie Gordon flipped her pancake to “side B” yesterday, taking extra time…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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TUPPER LAKE, N.Y.— A family of raccoons near a campsite in the Adirondack Mountains were forced last night to protect…
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Kory Lanphear
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WASHINGTON — QAnon finally added a Black, female villain to its substantial cast, now that Kamala Harris has accepted the…
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Tom Peters
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DALLAS — Amateur musician and anti-mask advocate Charlie McGill forcibly removed the pop filter from a mic stand yesterday while…
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Billy Patterson
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HAGERSTOWN, Md. — After months of working from home, local parents Ron and Melinda Zimmerman came to the stunning realization…
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