Ramona Apthorp
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RICHMOND Va. — Heavy metal legends GWAR picked up the wrong penis-clad monster costume from the dry cleaners yesterday in…
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Laura McCarthy
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ST. LOUIS — Local Grandma Delores “Meemaw” Naggi is still trying to recall the name of “the doohickey Mr. So-and-So…
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Henrik Persson
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TAMPA, Fla. — Death metal veterans Cannibal Corpse have launched a signature line of embalming fluids called “Cadaverous Conservation” in…
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Patrick Coyne
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MEQUON, Wis. — Online friends and otherwise total strangers Oscar Bean and Freddie Wagner have no idea how to end…
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Dan Kozuh
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VENICE, Calif. — Punk rock was granted near-full custody today of seminal punk/metal band Suicidal Tendencies, with Metal receiving alternating…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local music fan Jim Castro admitted today that he has never listened to his favorite album, the…
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Billy Patterson
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HERSHEY, Pa. — Divorced father of three Scott Timmons is happy he botched his custody hearing, now that his children…
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Dan Kozuh
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Local single Tomas Hart was stunned to learn yesterday that Marianne Shaw, a goth woman with whom…
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Dan Kozuh
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FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Clint Herrera, the songwriter and lead singer for local punk band Dios Muerte, frantically tried to close…
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Krissy Howard
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PENSACOLA, Fla. — A fistfight moments ago between local punks Deandra Ybarra and Carrie Wilks was described by all watching…
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