Review: Don Broco “Amazing Things”
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Usually when it’s time for The Hard Times to review an album, one of our editors hunts down a writer…
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Poor Band Reduced to Eating Drink Ticket Casserole for Dinner Again
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DOVER, Del. — Struggling power-thrash band Boot Full of Piss recently sat down to a predictably cheap dinner made up…
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Scandinavian Actor Can’t Remember Which Skarsgård He Is
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LOS ANGELES — A tall, blonde-ish actor with Scandinavian roots based in Hollywood is struggling to remember which Skarsgård family…
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Review: Balance and Composure “Separation”
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Each week the Hard Times sheds a spotlight on a seminal album in punk history. Next up is Doylestown, Pennsylvania’s…
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16-Year-Old Fan of The Menzingers Already Nostalgic for His 20s
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local teenager and die-hard fan of The Menzingers, Jesse Smith, appeared today to be “tearfully nostalgic”…
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“Big Fan” Whispers Every Cop Walking By Andrew Tate’s Jail Cell
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BUCHAREST, Romania — Law enforcement officers detaining controversial online influencer, misogynist, and sex trafficker Andrew Tate reportedly keep whispering “big…
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REPORT: Unclear if Friend of 10 Years Actually Likes You
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PRINCETON, N.J. – Researchers at Princeton University concluded a nearly decade-long project which yielded inconclusive results regarding whether your long-time…
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Netflix Still Trying to Convince Tim Burton That Jenna Ortega Was a Better Pick for Wednesday Addams Than Johnny Depp
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix producers are banging their heads in frustration regarding producer Tim Burton’s insistence that Johnny Depp…
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Woman Who Calls Them “Unhoused Individuals” Figures That’s Just as Good as Giving Them $5
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ASTORIA, Ore. — Local PR account manager Madison Auerbach decided there is more value in referring to people as “unhoused”…
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Review: August Burns Red “Death Below”
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Each week The Hard Times chooses an album to put under the microscope. Sometimes we even get to review one…
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