Mike Maher
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Portland’s Poison Idea is a scary band. Terrifying, actually. Not in a silly corpse paint, Hail Satan! way, but more…
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Pro tip: Mentioning Misery Signals in any metalcore convo is sure to win you some serious points. They’re your favorite…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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Fellas, your secret carnage castle near the coast is drab and SCREAMS, “My wife decorates our nondescript house in the…
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Elanna White
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PORTLAND, Ore. – Local music snob Tyler Milton recently heard a local barred owl and mistook the bird’s hoots for…
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Matt McInerney
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PORTLAND, Ore. – Local man Gerald Stephenson delayed his highly publicized departure from social media an extra few minutes to…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…
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SEATTLE — A six-year-old purple otter pop was granted a new life purpose as a DIY ice pack after a…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Progressive metal band Knight Vision announced they are accepting applications from medieval studies majors for a summer…
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Rachel Steele
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We took a trip out to one of the most active cities in America right now, Portland. It became too…
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CJ Hernandez
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety…
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