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Opinion: Gun To My Head? I’d Have To Say Phil Spector Was the Best Music Producer of All Time

Dillon Magrann-Wells • January 19, 2021

There have been many famous record producers that have left their mark on pop music. But if you were to…

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I’d Take a Bullet for My Kid, or Anyone Really

BJ Quagan • January 17, 2021

The moment my first child was born I my entire world changed. In a moment, a lifetime worth of collected…

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If Mitch McConnell Is a Turtle, Why Wouldn’t I Feel Bad Seeing Him Get Crushed by an SUV?

Tyler Dark • January 12, 2021

Lately, there has been a lot of buzz about Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell somehow resembling a turtle. I personally…

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Opinion: Unfriend Me RIGHT NOW if You’re Literally Yolanda Saldívar, the Woman Who Shot Selena

Jimmy Adamson • January 1, 2021

If you are reading this right now and your name is Yolanda Saldívar… FUCK. YOU. You literally MURDERED beloved singer/songwriter/spokesperson/businesswoman/…

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Danzig Finally Arrested and Charged in Connection with 1978 Baby Slaying

The Hard Times Staff • December 26, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Legendary punk frontman Glenn Anzalone, better known by stage name Glenn Danzig, was arrested and held without…

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Fuck, Marry, Kill – This Guy Has Done It All

Zac Townsend • December 23, 2020

Fuck, Marry, Kill. The three paths to a complete life. Accomplishing any of these three feats before you die is…

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If I Wanted To Kill Grandpa This Thanksgiving, I’d Do It With My Bare Hands or Maybe a Big Stick

Ted Pillow • November 26, 2020

Stay home, everybody! Please limit this year’s Thanksgiving celebration to include only the people you live with. Larger gatherings could…

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Opinion: Quarantine or No Quarantine, This Bird Will Die by My Hand

Dan Rice • November 25, 2020

With Covid taking a victory lap around the country, it seems everyone’s holiday plans are up in the air. Well,…

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I’m Going Home for Thanksgiving To Secure My Inheritance by Christmas

Mark Bouchard • November 25, 2020

As Thanksgiving approaches, and COVID-19 rates get progressively worse, many of my friends are shocked that I still plan on…

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Christian Bale Trying to Convince Courtney Love to Kill Him In Prep for New Role in Kurt Cobain Biopic

Evan Caris • November 23, 2020

SEATTLE — Method actor Chrstian Bale is preparing to star in a biopic based on famed Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain’s…

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