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Jason Voorhees Bullied Out Of Florida Summer Camp For Wearing Mask

Kevin Tit • October 16, 2021

CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, Fla. — Cultural Icon and noted serial killer Jason Voorhees was reportedly bullied out of infamous Florida…

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Goth Girl Opposes Prison Abolition for Fear That the Serial Killer She Wrote Letters to Will Actually Want to Hang Out

Robert Vetter • October 15, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Local goth Ophelia Hall recently began advocating for harsher prison sentences amid calls for justice reform, especially…

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Murderous Inbred Rural Family Tired Of Negative Portrayals In Horror

Ryan Danley • October 9, 2021

SEAGRAVES, Texas — Local machete-wielding family of murderous butchers, the Fletchers, are rallying against Hollywood’s constant belittling of their macabre…

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I Am the Chainsaw Wielding Skin-Mask Guy of a Cannibalistic Murder Family. Here’s Why I Voted for Biden

Dan Rice • October 4, 2021

It’s the same routine every morning. I wake up, do some light stretches, and check to see that the people…

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Police Department Wins Emmy for Best Editing

Ken Taro • September 19, 2021

LOS ANGELES — A relatively obscure film from the Indianapolis Police Department titled “Officer William Jameson’s Body Camera Footage 3/19/21”…

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Real Life Freddy Krueger? This Janitor Just Got His Ass Kicked by Some Teens

Nathan Kamal • September 15, 2021

Did we just discover a real life Freddy Krueger? This high school janitor from Springwood, Ohio totally got his ass…

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6 Members of My Family That Have Gone Missing but I Guess Don’t Merit a Podcast

Nathan Kamal • September 11, 2021

True crime has been one of the biggest forces in pop culture for years now and shows no sign of…

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Opinion: Not All Slendermen

Dan Rice • August 10, 2021

In recent years, our cultural landscape has gained a newfound focus on accountability, and I fully support that shift. Seeing…

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5 Perfect Charcuterie Boards That Will Help You Forget That You and Your Friends Killed a Hitchhiker That Summer

Vince Ratti • July 13, 2021

Charcuterie boards have certainly had a surge in popularity lately, and it’s easy to see why! The mouthwatering variety of…

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2021 Calendar Shows Christmas Only 183 Mass Shootings Away

Literally A Koala • June 24, 2021

UNITED STATES — 2021 calendars across the country report that Christmas is only 183 mass shootings away, sources who are…

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