Mimi Kenny
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We all know moving is the worst, and packing is maybe the worst of the worst. There was so much…
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Anna Walsh
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ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. — Local woman Nina Hernandez reportedly took the time to pack and load the starter bass she…
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Tim Graham
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RALEIGH, N.C. — Friends of record enthusiast Tom Montgomery expressed grave concern that they may be asked to help move…
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Billy Patterson
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HAGERSTOWN, Md. — Local father Ron Merchant bought his daughter a record player so that the family’s hundreds of old…
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Danny Taverner
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SAN FRANCISCO — Big-city punk Oliver Lewis recently got the name of his hometown, “Kingston,” tattooed across his stomach despite…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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What the fuck? How did I not get one double-take when I walked in here? What the hell happened to…
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Khadija Hassan
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RICHMOND, Va. — Local roommate Sarah Dillard shared a subtly-titled playlist with her housemates hinting that everyone except her move…
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James Knapp
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MARLINTON, W.V. — Local truck owner John “John-Boy” Johnson recently employed his heavy duty 2020 GMC Sierra to move a…
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Hey you! Yeah you, the gentrifying piece of shit driving around in that planet-destroying truck. Hey, I've got an idea.…
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Chris Jones
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WASHINGTON — President-elect Joe Biden and his administration offered pizza today to any citizens willing to help move some boxes…
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