’90s Ghost Hard to Take Seriously in JNCOs
FENTON, Mo. — Local man Jason Miller is struggling to take the ghost haunting his home seriously after discovering the…
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Adorable Dog Mayor of Small Town Approves Data Center
BARKLEY, Ore. — Residents gathered Tuesday evening outside Town Hall to protest Mayor Waffles, a five-year-old dog, after he approved…
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What to Do When Caught in a Psychobilly Freakout
Once again you find yourself trapped in a Psychobilly Freakout and realize that it’s your last chance to escape before…
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Every Rise Against Album Ranked Worst to Best
Ah, Rise Against, also known as the token band for PETA and for having your favorite song in “Guitar Hero…
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Every Jimmy Eat World Album Ranked
What do artists ranging from My Chemical Romance all the way to Ben Rector and fucking Taylor Swift have in…
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10 Pop Punk Music Videos to Spark Your Teenage Angst and Make You Yell at Your Parents
Are you tired of watching good music videos that seem to have purpose and at least some form of artistic…
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Dad Keeps Calling Son’s Hopes and Dreams “A Hobby”
TOPEKA, Kan. — Local guitarist Austin Henderson is reportedly fed up with his father calling his lifelong dream of making…
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James Corden Halts Carpool Karaoke Episode to Berate Staff at Drive-Thru
LOS ANGELES — English comedian and late-night talk show host James Corden reportedly ruined a Carpool Karaoke episode by having…
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All My Roommate’s Excuses for Not Doing the Dishes Ranked
We’ve all heard excuses for not doing the dishes and even gave them ourselves at one point or another. It’s…
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The End of COVID? This CamelBak Bro Is Sharing Water at Festivals Again
The pandemic is officially over, everyone! Much like a groundhog seeing his shadow, we have received the final sign that…
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