Steve Packosky
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Black metal guitarist Caleb “Grimfeast” Rajdkowski pledged his eternal soul to Jesus Christ in a bargain to…
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Steve Packosky
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HEAVEN — Brock Sterling, a recently deceased metalhead and supposed fan of legendary death metal band Deicide, found himself inexplicably…
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Steve Packosky
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Ugh, goddamnit. How did we get stuck with this article while the other writers got to list their favorite Bolt…
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Steve Packosky
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TRENTON, N.J. — Black metal band Kald Syk completely humiliated themselves by playing a song about Satan after opener Speared…
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HELL — Legendary professional wrestler, adulterer, and noted racist Hulk Hogan admitted he was confused as to why heaven seemed…
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In trying times, nothing feels better than an uplifting story that renews our faith. In Raleigh, North Carolina tragedy became…
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Frederick O'Brien
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HELL — The underworld is in chaos after a coup d'état orchestrated by the late American diplomat Henry Kissinger sent…
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Joe Rumrill
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U.S. ROUTE 49, Miss. — Local punk and guitar virtuoso Drennen Boydell decided to sell his soul to the Devil…
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Steve Packosky
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THE LABYRINTH — Residents of a crust punk house were seemingly unaware that they were inhabiting the Cenobite dimension, terrified…
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Steve Packosky
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It’s strange how some situations can mirror others almost exactly. For example, a tennis match can look indecipherable from a…
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