Dianne Nora
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TOLEDO, Ohio — A desperate plea for help shared via Facebook post by local woman Andrea Copeland has been garnering…
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Julia Zhen
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SEATTLE — Local Chacos-wearing woman Stevie Saintclaire recently found love with Tevas fanatic Zak Richards as the two bonded over…
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Bobby Korec
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COMMACK, N.Y. — Local man who can’t seem to catch a break Josh Crabtree had a brief moment of celebration…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — A coalition of ‘90s doctors announced this morning that fully vaccinated individuals are safe to peruse each other’s…
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CHICAGO — Local Tinder bot Jennifer, 29, whose existence centers on driving lonely men to fraudulent dating sites, organically stopped…
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Nathan Kamal
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Ugh. Give us a second. Just a second. Our fucking head. This fucking sucks. Why did we think it would…
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CHICAGO — Local man and self-proclaimed foodie Harry Blanks unhinged his jaw like a Burmese Python in order to take…
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Patrick Coyne
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BALLARD RESIDENCE — A disturbing and highly scientific new study has found that I, Gary Ballard, the extremely parched breadwinner…
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Rob Steinberg
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local house sitter and frequent self gratifier David Baker is currently debating how long into his job…
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Daniel Arnold
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Yo, what’s up internet?! It’s about time for an EPIC top 5 countdown about — yup, you guessed it —…
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