Rick Homuth
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CHICAGO — Local straight edge man Rodney Palmer woke up mortified this morning after realizing he’d broken edge while blackout…
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CARMEL, Ind. — Used car salesman and Turning Point USA volunteer Jeremy “J-Man” Johnson confronted an elementary school teacher on…
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Ryan Danley
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DYERSVILLE, Iowa — The magical “Field of Dreams” that once hosted the ghosts of baseball greats like “Shoeless” Joe Jackson…
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Patrick Crooks
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — A burrito purchased at a local 7-11 today was beyond repulsed by the disgusting schlub…
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Kevin Tit
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Career landlord and general piece of shit Tyler Simpson was devastated to learn today that he’s also…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — House and Senate Republicans agreed today that, rather than issue additional stimulus payments, Americans would be better off…
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ORLANDO — Local GG Allin impersonator Darius Boone was arrested last week on a slew of charges directly related to…
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Bobby Korec
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HAMPSHIRE, England — Popular singer-songwriter Frank Turner gained 40 extra pounds over the last month to properly play and cover…
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Ben Friedman
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CHICAGO — An Avis car rental in Lincoln Park is trying to send the federal government a $50 cleaning bill…
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local tattoo artist Mike Lussier ended his self-imposed quarantine yesterday and debuted a plethora of new upside-down…
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