Steve Packosky
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May 24, 2025
MARSHALL, Minn. — Slovenly and unkempt metalhead Freddy Clark somehow sported the most beautiful head of hair you’d ever encountered,…
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Matt Husser
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April 3, 2025
EUGENE, Ore. — Tattoo artist Joe Brennan reportedly began to suspect his longtime client was just coming in to get…
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Kyle Donley
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November 7, 2024
APPLETON, Wis. — Local woman Allyson Boyle was completely turned off after discovering that her date Doug Innis referred to…
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Ryan Dondero
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May 9, 2024
NEW YORK — Local poser James Morgan reportedly wore a bald cap over his luscious head of hair in order…
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Brett McCabe
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March 2, 2024
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Dashboard Confessional frontman Chris Carrabba reported he is still finding his ex-girlfriend’s hair all over his apartment…
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Chris Bratton
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January 9, 2024
SANDUSKY, Ohio — Cedar Point amusement park guests observed Cure frontman Robert Smith exiting the Millenium Force roller coaster with…
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Zachary Wolf
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October 14, 2023
Shaving in a mohawk is one of the first things new punks do, along with buying a Black Flag cd…
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Doug Kolic
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July 26, 2023
WILMINGTON, Del. — Office introvert Chandler Pike was cautiously optimistic that his shorter-than-usual haircut would go unnoticed by colleagues, according…
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Ted Pillow
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July 25, 2023
BRANSON, Mo. — Rockabilly band The Soda Jerks dunked all of their instruments in a giant vat of Barbicide following…
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Ciara Murphy
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July 20, 2022
BOSTON — Local guitarist Lacey Buntz successfully replaced the low E string on her acoustic guitar using a thick, incredibly…
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