Adam Frost-Venrick
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As Halloween draws nearer, there’s nothing I like more than going to one of the many elaborately designed haunted houses,…
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Matt Bieker
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As the nation reels from yet another senseless act of violence perpetrated against the innocent, I’d like to offer the…
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Bobby Korec
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As a prominent member of the Republican party who receives a sizable check from the NRA biweekly just for doing…
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Tracy Kellett
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Let’s face it, we have a problem here in America, and it’s spiraling out of control. We see it on…
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Tony Morse
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Unless you live on Mars or with your boomer parents who only watch Newsmax, you’ve likely noticed that the United…
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UNITED STATES — 2021 calendars across the country report that Christmas is only 183 mass shootings away, sources who are…
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Ryan Danley
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BIKINI BOTTOM― Longtime cashier Squidward Tentacles is the lead suspect in a mass shooting at the Krusty Krab which left…
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BOULDER, Colo. — Unpopular yet devastating virus COVID-19 announced it will be partnering with Mass Shootings in a co-headlining killing…
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James Knapp
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As a police union representative, let me say this in plain English for all you darn snowflakes trying to defund…
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Dan Rice
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When Elon Musk asked me to point a gun at his new Cybertruck I thought he just wanted to demonstrate…
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