John Danek
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December 12, 2019
CINCINNATI — Friendless, pathetic loser Sonny Robertson attempted to remedy his loneliness yesterday by starting a group text with his…
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Patrick Coyne
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October 16, 2019
ISLAND PARK, N.Y. — Adult punk with a secret, Christian past Steve Phelan is referring to his old church youth…
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Jonah Nink
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September 21, 2019
MILWAUKEE — Up-and-coming psychedelic blues band Sharp Shave, made up entirely of human-sized, anthropomorphic sideburns, drew dozens of Wisconsinites to…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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October 19, 2018
HOUSTON — Local man Carlos Berry is suspected of going from ironic enjoyment of the “Flat Earth or Death” Facebook…
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Gabe Wood
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April 12, 2018
RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of…
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Rick Homuth
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September 1, 2017
HOUSTON — Drummer Philip McNeill announced earlier today he plans to learn enough conversational Spanish to navigate his band’s entire…
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Eric Navarro
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July 28, 2017
ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Following a barrage of terrible band name ideas from one member in particular, an unnamed local…
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James Siboni
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March 3, 2017
ST. ALBANS, Vt. — Local folk revival band Big Bear and the Rambling Creek Ramblers added a pediatrician and veterinarian…
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NEW YORK -- Jessica Peterson was allegedly “shocked and confused” last night after every member of a group photo in…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 24, 2016
RENO, Nev. -- Several founding members of local group chat “Wild Boyz” have started a new thread dedicated entirely to…
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