Whomp Forced to Show Up for Guard Duty Despite Serious Back Injury August 21, 2020 MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A guard in Bowser’s army was forced to show up for his shift even though he had… Read More →
San Francisco Installs Spikes to Deter Homeless People and Sonic the Hedgehog July 25, 2020 SAN FRANCISCO — The city of San Francisco has installed spikes in public spaces and on buildings in order to… Read More →
Star Trek Fan Says ‘Happy Holidays’ Instead of ‘May the Fourth Be With You’ May 3, 2020 CINCINNATI — While many people are observing May 4 as Star Wars Day by saying “may the fourth be with… Read More →
Cartoon Character Voiced by Steve Blum, or Maybe Matt Mercer. Come to Think of It, Liam O’Brien? No, Crispin Freeman. Wait, It’s Phil Lamarr July 8, 2019 FORT WORTH, Texas — After watching the English dub of Megalo Box today, local anime fans Alex Reiner and Makeda… Read More →
‘Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING’ Selected for Preservation by Library of Congress April 26, 2019 WASHINGTON — The Library of Congress announced today that the influential anime music video Vegeta amv Linkin park - CRAWLING… Read More →
New Edition of Fighting Game Adds 4 New Characters, 7 New Meters March 13, 2019 YOKOHAMA, Japan — A new entry in the BlazBlue fighting game series, BlazBlue: Consequence Edict, will introduce four new characters… Read More →
Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’ December 30, 2018 NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. — Air Force Lt. Gen. Howell McKinsey turned heads at the annual Aerospace Warfare Symposium today with… Read More →
Jim Sterling Arrested After 20-Minute Rant at Toll Worker Over “Road Microtransactions” November 15, 2018 JACKSON, Miss. — Jim Sterling, video game pundit and host of the weekly YouTube show “The Jimquisition,” was taken into… Read More →
Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run April 21, 2018 WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump revealed via a series of tweets this morning that his presidency has been following the… Read More →
Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family April 12, 2018 RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of… Read More →