Ryan Dondero
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Someone has got to stop him. He keeps doing it and it’s not funny. It wasn’t funny the first time…
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Tim Sheard
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Aging tricenarian Colleen Myers admitted to being surprised by the sheer amount of conversations she is having…
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Tim Sheard
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Is there anything more boring than a funeral? You might as well get shitfaced while respectfully expressing your condolences. Thanks…
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Corey Montgomery
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It finally happened, your beloved Grandfather passed away. He will be remembered for complaining about how nobody wants to work…
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Alec Walker
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local community members attending a nearby funeral reported the mood of the event was a bit sour…
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Patrick Crooks
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TERRE HAUTE, Ind. — Nearly all of the speakers at the service for deceased punk Jeremy Wiggins reported that he’d…
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Patrick Coyne
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DURHAM, N.C. — Allegedly ill punk Tommy Donnelly has taken to his deathbed, which is also his roommate’s used futon,…
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James Knapp
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To begin with, I’d like to formally apologize to anyone I may have offended during the funeral of Lucas Hodge,…
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James Knapp
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Lubomir Karashenko July 15, 1976 - July 22, 2023 Lubomir Karashenko was born on a desolate stretch of Ukrainian tundra…
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Chris Bowen
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VESTAL, N.Y. — The funeral for local punk Jimmy Stark became a matter of sheer embarrassment when his best friend…
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