Charles Bill
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local dental patient Peter Thomas was in a state of panic recently when his dentist began absolutely…
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Doug Kolic
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PENSACOLA, Fla. – Local dentist Noah Dunaway expressed utter disgust recently after examining what long-time punk patient Skyler Thompson kept…
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Tim Graham
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CHANDLER, Ariz. — Gina Feldspar, bassist for punk band Piss Ritual, performed a periodic inventory of “good” and “bad” teeth…
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James Webster
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The history of socialism is a history of struggle. Since Bernie Sanders invented the idea around 2015, socialists everywhere have…
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Krissy Howard
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MANCHESTER, N.H. — A small portion of a box of Crest White Strips is being tasked with undoing the damage…
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John Danek
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BROOKLYN — Two patients waiting in the Dr. Smiles dentist office were seen wearing the same shirt featuring Canadian tech-death…
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Patrick Coyne
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MESA, Ariz. — Local man Jeffrey Woodward is running out of good sides of his mouth to chew with, thanks…
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Krissy Howard
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SALOME, Ariz. — A solitary box of floss given to local man Ed Walters nearly 20 years ago is also…
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Dan Kozuh
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MAPLE BLUFF, Wis. – Madison area dentist Jim Wilson admitted he can’t grasp exactly why a VICE camera crew has…
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RICHMOND, Va. -- Kevin Gilligan, 18, is currently standing on the edge of the pit at a hardcore show and…
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