Patrick Lilly
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Yesterday’s funeral for beloved ska frontman Bruce Becker was strangely positive despite the somber occasion, due to…
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Contributor
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WASHINGTON — The White House claimed President Trump’s recent move to a local morgue at the insistence of his doctors…
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Dan Rice
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AMERICA — An overwhelming majority of rational Americans announced they were suddenly infected with hope, an emotion thought to be…
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James Knapp
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — Facebook officials discovered a glitch in the platform’s algorithm last week, in which anti-vaccination propaganda pages…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my…
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FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Callahan’s Casket Emporium will offer a “Back to School Blowout Sale” this year, offering discounts of up…
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Jonah Nink
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LOS ANGELES — Following the success of “The Big Bang Theory” and its spinoff series “Young Sheldon,” CBS announced today…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — President Trump’s approval rating has failed to crack the 40% mark among the last remaining American who managed…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Local tattoo artist “Big” Frank Kowlaski admitted today that he was profoundly impacted by a tattoo he…
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Sari Beliak
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LOS ANGELES –– Local man Eric Daniels’ social media post featuring his dog had an awfully long caption for a…
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