Jus Kaplan
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September 3, 2021
Graffiti is art. Period. It’s a wonderful form of creative expression that brings much needed life to the sterile walls…
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Jake Menez
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August 26, 2021
Hey, thanks for agreeing to meet with me in this shadowy parking garage. Okay, so before I can buy a…
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Ted Pillow
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August 22, 2021
DETROIT — Supposed diehard Slayer fan James Denninger was released from prison this weekend much earlier than expected due to…
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Vince Ratti
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July 13, 2021
Charcuterie boards have certainly had a surge in popularity lately, and it’s easy to see why! The mouthwatering variety of…
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LOS ANGELES — MasterClass released a five-hour course on circumventing manslaughter charges taught by legendary filmmaker, and director of “The…
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Tyler Dark
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April 24, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Former precocious one-year-old and current convicted felon on parole Tommy Pickles, now 31, allegedly muttered to himself…
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Stephen Bell
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November 20, 2020
WASHINGTON — Onlookers at the traditional Thanksgiving White House turkey pardoning ceremony were left unsurprised today after President Trump attempted…
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E.M. Caris
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October 31, 2020
HOLLYWOOD — McDonald’s announced yesterday the launch of a new fast food cinematic universe, starting with a ‘Hamburglar’ origin movie…
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Patrick Coyne
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January 25, 2020
COLUMBUS, Ohio — A fuzzy little punk roommate known only as “Banjo” twitched adorably in his sleep yesterday, presumably dreaming…
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