Rush Tribute Band All Drummers
BENSALEM, Pa. – New Rush tribute band Tom Tom Sawyer hopes to set themselves apart from the competition by being…
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Politician Working Hard to Keep Child Porn off the Streets by Putting It All on His Computer
WASHINGTON — Rep. Bradley Church (R-AL) vowed to shield the public from illegal child pornography by collecting it all on…
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How to Park Your Car Directly on the White Lines to Establish You’re the Alpha at This Trader Joe’s
Do you command total respect but also enjoy a playful shopping atmosphere while stocking up on quirky pantry items? Are…
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Nation Demands More Drummers Point at Camera With Drumstick
WEST LONG BRANCH, N.J. – A shocking new poll shows that public taste recently shifted from wanting guitarists to put…
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So You Own Every Death Cab for Cutie Record Variant. Here’s How To Accept She’s Never Coming Back
Wait! Before you click “buy” on that limited Asphalt Meadows LP, you need to hear this. And no, I’m not…
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Steve-O Trying to Figure out How to Get Black Friday Mob to Trample His Balls
LOS ANGELES — “Jackass” star Stephen “Steve-O” Glover was spotted early Black Friday morning pensively inspecting the entrance of a…
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Why I’m Skipping Thanksgiving This Year To Be With My Olive Garden Family
The holidays can be tough especially for people who can’t be with their loved ones because of some temporary circumstance.…
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Ghost at Ouija Board a Little Freaked Out Because He Also Didn’t Move the Thingy
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – A ghost present while several tweens were playing with a ouija board became pretty freaked out after…
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The Stereotype That Baby Boomers Struggle With Technology Is Unfair and Offensive to Us Period Send Alexa Add Ivermectin to Grocery List
You’ve already made up your mind about me. Just because I was born in 1949, you think I’m a helpless…
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5 Perfect Charcuterie Boards That Will Help You Forget That You and Your Friends Killed a Hitchhiker That Summer
Charcuterie boards have certainly had a surge in popularity lately, and it’s easy to see why! The mouthwatering variety of…
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