Mimi Kenny
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BATON ROUGE, La. — Customers at the Eager Legume coffee shop made a collective, unrehearsed announcement to bob their heads…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man and ostentatious snob William Huller was struck with an intense wave of envy as he pretended…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Area metal band Blood Fuel was left reconsidering their group’s future after hearing a man adjust his chair…
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Zach Hudson
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We never intended to write this review, but since every coffee shop within walking distance is playing it, here is…
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Ben Friedman
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Until recently I’ve never sweated any of this talk about how automation will replace humans in the workforce. But the…
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Audrey Vieira
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DENTON, Texas — Lifelong wrestling enthusiast Ryland Reeves reportedly attended a poetry slam at Circe Coffee under the assumption that…
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Dan Kozuh
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This morning I woke up motivated. Motivated to make art. So, just like so many amateur artists in America, I…
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Lauren Sewell
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SAN FRANCISCO — Customers at local coffee shop, Verdant Cafe, collectively felt shivers go through their spines when a barista…
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John Danek
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Hey. Hi! Yep, you’re reading the sticker over my left nipple correctly. It says “BLOOD DONOR HERO”. I made it…
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Erin McLaughlin
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PURCHASE, N.Y. — Local woman Elle Rice winced this morning while waiting for her black coffee refill as the song…
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