Krissy Howard
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JACKSON, Miss. — A Department of Sanitation report released early this morning stated that giant piles of garbage in passenger…
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QUINCY, Mass. — A pair of teenagers crossing the parking lot of an abandoned strip mall moments ago report that…
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Patrick Coyne
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MARIETTA, Ga. — Car owner Charlie Simmons admitted today that he swapped out his copy of Belle & Sebastian’s album…
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Bryant Smith
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POMPANO BEACH, Fla. — The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled today that a Sublime sticker on the back of…
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LOS ANGELES — Tech billionaire Elon Musk and legendary U2 frontman Bono announced today that, after years of testing and…
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Peter Woods
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BOISE, Idaho — A car full of emo fans nearly devolved into chaos early yesterday morning as all five passengers…
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Patrick Coyne
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CINCINNATI — 32-year-old claims adjuster Aaron Madson spent the past week listening to classic nü-metal alone in his car “as…
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John Danek
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GLENDALE, Calif. — Punk bassist and lifelong ne'er-do-well Sergio Vasquez made a startling revelation earlier today, admitting he “truly doesn't…
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Dustin Meadows
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I was driving home from work like I normally do, past the creepy old rail yard, same as always. I…
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Josh Fernandez
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DETROIT — Thousands of Juggalos are travelling in one undersized Ford Escort to descend on the National Mall in Washington…
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