Reel Big Fish Fans Clash With Real Big Phish Fans in Bloody Festival Brawl
MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — A chaotic brawl broke out at this weekend’s River Rage Rampage music festival, when fans of popular…
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Stagehand Really Going to Town on Flashlight in Mouth
BUFFALO — Local stagehand Verne Smalls “took things a little too far” last night with the flashlight he held in…
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Punk Venue’s Only Toilet Located on Stage
OLEAN, N.Y. — Musicians and patrons at local punk venue The Delmonico Prison report the building’s only functioning toilet is…
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Toddlers Leave Hot Mom in Car
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Twin toddlers Gabriel and Mary Windham were accused this morning of abandoning their very attractive mother alone…
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Scott Norton Internet Security System Power Slams Viruses
Semi-retired professional wrestler Scott Norton has started a new business venture in which he powerslams personal computers to remove harmful…
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Nick Diaz Preparing For Return to The Octagon By Training With Gas Mask Bong
MMA welterweight great Nick Diaz appears to be jeopardizing his comeback attempt with the UFC when recent footage from his…
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Sabu Moonsaults Through Hospital Bed After Hip Replacement Surgery
Former ECW champion Sabu recently awoke from his hip replacement surgery and instinctively moonsaulted through his hospital bed. According to…
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Kimbo Slice Returns to Form by Knocking Out John the Baptist in Jesus’ Backyard Brawls 3
Kimbo Slice made headlines all across Heaven this weekend by brutally knocking out John the Baptist at Jesus’ Backyard Brawls…
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Dog At Basement Show Stealing Attention Away From Bands
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Cupcake, a popular local dog, upstaged touring hardcore band Strong Reaction by captivating the audience with his adorable…
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