Kyle Sekaquaptewa, Author at HARDTIMES

February 7, 2021

It’s safe to say that COVID changed everything. Life as we used to know it feels like a distant memory…

December 14, 2020

BELLEVUE, Wash. — Local 25-year-old man Ryan Mills purchased a medium-sized “Let Russ Cook” Seattle Seahawks T-shirt yesterday, unaware that…

December 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Star Wars actor Oscar Isaac was recently cast as Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid…

November 23, 2020

CHICAGO — Local hair stylist Anna Yun’s carefully budgeted plans for the month were derailed again yesterday by her Amazon…

November 16, 2020

SEATTLE — Local woman Rachel Mendoza discovered yesterday that the entire medicine cabinet of adult human and potential partner Ben…

November 15, 2020

Well, well, well. Guess who finally turned their back on the working class? We all thought we could trust Sam…

November 2, 2020

LANSING, Mich. — Far-right protesters who descended on the Michigan Capitol today arrived several hours later than scheduled, due to…

October 31, 2020

SAN DIEGO — Local Mom Linda Hudson turned heads in her neighborhood today by giving out full-sized Xanax bars to…

October 6, 2020

Oh no. Oh fuck. It’s really happening, isn’t it? The Cocteau Twins tried to warn us all along, but we…

June 8, 2020

PORTLAND, Maine — Local gamer Seth Barker’s only black friend is reportedly the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 avatar of…

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